Intro

I mean, I even showed up in my blue sweatpants, white tank top, and green sandals. I think the "2 Wycked" graphics on the side of my cherry ride probably had her swooning, a little Scorpion playing on my tape deck, and some malt liquor was all she needed for me to pull the old pork train into tunaville if you know what I'm saying! haha yeah! Well, I'm going to go furiously jack off while watching Oprah.

Sarah Vandella is my bitch!